Month: March 2016

OSCARS 2016

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SAOIRSE RONAN IN CUSTOM CALVIN KLEIN WAS FABULOUS. WITH A HOMAGE TO IRELAND IN FABULOUS GREEN, SHE KNOWS HOW TO LOOK SEXY AND HOLLYWOOD.
 
ROONEY MARA IN GIVENCHY WITH THE PERFECT RED LIP LOOKING LESS THAN FABULOUS. IF IT IS NOT SHEAR, IT WOULD LIKE TO BE, WITHOUT MISBEGOTTEN BUTTON, THERE IS A RUFFLES AND/OR SLITS, AND SOMETIME BOTH. INQUIRING MINDS AND NOSEY QUEENS WANT TO KNOW, DID SHE PICK THIS ILL FIT ON PURPOSE?
 
NAOMI WATTS IN ARMANI PRIVE LOOKED FABULOUS. THE HAIR, THE JEWELRY, THE BAG IS ALL FABULOUS AND HOW A STAR SHOULD LOOK.
 
KERRY WASHINGTON LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS CHANNELING BAT MAN AND NOT IN A FABULOUS WAY. ‘ROBIN’ WOULD NOT WANT TO BE SEEN WITH THIS MESS OF BREST ARMOR AND WHO KNOW WHAT? I CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT DESIGNER WOULD DO THIS.
 
JENNIFER GARNER LOOKED FABULOUS AND KNOWS HOW TO DO REVENGE IN A FABULOUS WAY. SHE IS NO ONES VICTIM.
 
MINDY KALING IN ELIZABETH KENNEDY MISSED BEING FABULOUS. IT WAS TOO TIGHT, IT HAD TOO MUCH EXTRA FABRIC, IT HAD TO MUCH UGLY AND WAS NOT FABULOUS.
 
LADY GAGA IN BRANDON MAXWELL, HER LONG TIME STYLIST FRIEND. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HE HAD IN MIND FOR THE BODICE AND CROCK BUT IT WAS NOT FABULOUS. 
 
ALICIA VIKANDER IN LOUIS VUITTON LOOKED FABULOUS IN THIS DISNEY INSPIRED CREATION. THE ONE PROBLEM I HAVE IS THE HEAVY BALLON HEM THAT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS FROM BED, BATH, AND BEYOND.
 
CATE BLANCHETT IN ARMANI PRIVE IN MINT WAS FABULOUS. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS SPENT SEVERAL DAYS AS A MERMAID AND IT WAS TIME TO GO TO THE OSCARS AND SHE WORE WHAT SHE HAD ON.
 
PRIYANKA CHOPRA IN ZUHAIR MURAD LOOKED FABULOUS. IF SHE GETS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AT THE OSCARS, SHE WILL NOT EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE CLOSES, JUST GO TO THE CHAPEL.
 
HEIDI KLUM IN MARCHESA DID NOT LOOK FABULOUS. SHE LOOKED LIKE OLD LADY TACKY. IT LOOKS AS IF SHE HAD AN AGREEMENT ON PROJECT RUN WAY TO WEAR THIS DRESS AND NOT BY CHOICE. SHE WOULD HAVE NEVER PICKED THIS DRESS.
 
CHRISSY TEIGEN IN MARCHESA LOOKED FABULOUS. THIS IS HOW YOU DO PREGNANT, IF YOU HAVE A TEAM OF STYLIST.
 
 OLIVIA MUNN IN STELLA MCCARTNEY LOOKED FABULOUS. FOR FULL DISCLOSER, THIS IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. THIS IS NOT THE COLOR OR STYLE FOR ALL BUT SHE WORE IT A FABULOUS WAY. THIS IS HOW YOU DO ONE SHOULDER, NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITE SILHOUETTES. 
 
RACHEL MCADAMS IN AUGUST GETTY LOOKED WRINKLED AND NOT FABULOUS. WHY WOULD SHE WEAR A FABRIC THAT WRINKLES EASILY AND NOT LIE FLAT IN THE LIMO?
 
WHOOPI GOLDBERG ALMOST LOOKED FABULOUS IN HER INTERPRETATION OF ALL ABOUT EVE.
HER JEWLRY WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE DRESS. HER RIGHT HAND LOOKED LIKE SHE ACQUIRED A PARASITE ON THE WAY TO THE AQUARIUM.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE IN DIOR WAS NOT FABULOUS AND MUST OF HAD TO WEAR IT BECAUSE OF HER CONTRACT WITH DIOR. SHE HAS DONE WORSE.
 
CHARLIZE THERON IN DIOR LOOKED FABULOUS. SHE PROVES SHE IS PRESIDENT OF THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE.