Month: January 2015

Golden Globes 2015

 

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Kate Hudson in a plunging, cutout halter dress by Versace looked over exposed and not quite as Fabulous as her intent. Her eye makeup exasperated her need for an upper eye lift.

Jennifer Aniston kept to her safe black in a Saint Laurent halter dress with a sequined bodice that was predictable and not Fabulous although safely Fabulous.

Reese Witherspoon in a strapless, beaded Calvin Klein dress and diamond jewels looked Fabulous as diamonds makes anyone look Fabulous.

Lupita Nyong’o dressed for the Globes in a purple Giambattista Valli dress and Chopard jewelry. The jewelry was Fabulous and the dress reminded me of a flower garden with a propensity for lavender.

Naomi Watts a vision in a strapless Lemon yellow Gucci column dress, cinched at the waist with an embellished belt. Diamond Bulgari jewels always completes a Fabulous ensemble.

Emma Stone wore a bow-cinched Lanvin jumpsuit with a Fabulous flair including a bedazzled bodice to add sparkle.

Jennifer Lopez trying to hard in a sparkling Zuhair Murad dress, complete with a plunging neckline, up-to-THERE slit, and a cape that resembled what batman would do for drag. Not Fabulous – not even for drag.

Jessica Chastain in a down to there plunging, Fabulous liquid dress by Atelier Versace. What’s with all of the side sweep hair tonight; not always Fabulous.

Emily Blunt flashed a peek of her flat tummy in a white Michael Kors with a crisscrossed bodice that looked like she was strapped after surgery, Not Fabulous. Aquamarine jewelry completed the dreamy or nightmare outfit.

Viola Davis with a Fabulous smile on the carpet wore a ruby red dress by Donna Karan. Fabulous Hollywood at it’s best.

Heidi Klum in a red-hot Versace number and matching peep-toed shoes, shows that you can still look Fabulous as you age.

Julianne Moore in a beaded Givenchy Couture dress, complete with feathers could not desire whether she was 50 shades of grey or a Fabulous bird.

Amy Adams wore a one-shoulder, periwinkle dress by Versace and Fabulous Tiffany jewelry. Not the best fit or look although the jewels fit Fabulously.

Kerry Washington wore a metallic dress boasting two shades of purple, both ugly and not Fabulous. Did they run out of one fabric??? and not even enough fabric to make a floor length gown???

Julianna Margulies in a red floral dress by Ulyana Sergeenko and Bulgari jewelry. Just when I thought you could not look matronly in red, she pulls it off although the jewelry was Fabulous.

Katherine Heigl in a navy blue Zac Posen dress, that was so tight she could not stand up straight. She did not look Fabulous; she looked like she was in Spanx.

Lena Dunham in a Zac Posen dress matching her red lipstick and looking like she made the dress, cut her hair as well as did her own color in the car on the way. She was not even close to Fabulous.

Julia Louis Dreyfus wore a one-shoulder white dress with a little sparkle on its bodice and Fabulous Irene Neuwirth jewels. Safe as usual.

Amy Poehler in a neon blue column dress by Stella McCartney showed every pound she put on during the holidays. Fabulous???, I do not think so.

Rosamund Pike showed post-baby body and ready to nurse in a white Vera Wang dress and Brian Atwood shoes. Really??? this could not have been more Un-Fabulous.

Christine Baranski wore a wine Zac Posen dress, with metallic clutch and chandelier earrings. She looked Fabulous. The only thing I did not like were the two hole at the top of the dress. Looked like you could use them to hold her in place.

Kelly Osbourne wore a midnight blue Edition by Georges Chakra dress with bell sleeves and an embellished collar. She looked so matronly and not Fabulous. She is on Fashion Police looking like this and she needs a Fashion Citation???

Giuliana Rancic wore a blush Maria Lucia Hohan dress and Fabulous Forevermark diamonds. She looks hungry.

Tina Fey wore Old ugly Hollywood in a two-toned Antonio Berardi dress and Casadei heels. If she had gotten up earlier, she could not have looked less Fabulous. She must have had a snack packed under that skirt.

Jane Fonda wore a one-sleeved Versace number, complete with the fashion house’s signature “pinned” embellishments along its cutout and proved that age is just a number. She looked Fabulous.

Claire Danes wore a feathered, floral Valentino dress and Fabulous Lorraine Schwartz jewels. She looked like she was fresh from the reservation.

Salma Hayek in a white brocade dress by Alexander McQueen, cinched at the waist with a silver belt looked Fabulous although older. Maybe time for a freshening. Feather-shaped diamond earrings and roses in her hair completed her look.

Catherine Zeta-Jones wore a strapless, blood-red Angel Sanchez dress and Fabulous H. Stern jewelry. She looked Fabulous. Where was “what’s his name???” she did not need him as an accessory.

Amal Alamudd, Mrs. Clooney was the image of grace in a Fabulous Christian Dior Couture LBD and white gloves, looking uptight and unapproachable.

 

And as always, I’ll be watching . . .