Golden Globes 2014 The Fabulous Report
Lena Dunham in Zac Posen’s Fabulous lemon strapless gown looking like yellow bird on a bad day. The dress did not fit, did not compliment her body, and she does not know how to stay for photographs.
Diane Keaton wore Ralph Lauren, just as she did in “Annie Hall” years ago and look awkward and nervous. Black and white is Fabulous although she has played this look so many times, it is time to try something Fabulous.
Hayden Panettiere wore a Fabulous Tom Ford black and white gown designed for someone taller. She looked short, dumpy and much like a sausage in it’s casing.
Monica Potter looked Fabulous in Romona Keveza’s gold beaded halter neck gown. Her hair was appropriate for the gown and the lack of accessories allowed her to shine.
Heidi Klum in Marchesa looked Fabulous in black and white. Her hair down and with major bangs, a look that help the aging model, looked better than a recent appearance with her hair in an undo, not her best look.
Jennifer Lawrence wears Fabulous Dior consistently but this tissuey gown wasn’t the best. It looked like a roll of tissue paper held in place with rubber bands.
Sofia Vergara in a Fabulous black Zac Posen ball gown that could conceal multitudes of figure flaws, that this bombshell does not have. Although great to see her in something different, this did not showcase her curves. The necklace was Fabulous and the dress was Fabulous, just not together.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Fabulous scarlet Narciso Rodriguez halter gown looked fit and fine competing with the red carpet rather than standing out.
Sandra Bullock wore a not so Fabulous Prabal Gurung gown. It appeared that she could not decide what color to wear or the designer had pieces of fabric that needed to be used. At least put a black belt to define and separate.
Julianna Margulies wears black Andrew Gn, with a Fabulous voluminous skirt balancing the plunging front. One piece of advise, stand up straight, shoulders back and the small ta-tas out.
Helen Mirren wore a Fabulous Jenny Packham green tulle and chiffon gown with orchid embellishment. A class act with a classy look.
Zoe Saldana in a custom-made Prabal Gurung. The dress looked like a Fabulous project for Project Runway that went wrong. Craft projects do not have a place on the red carpet.
Margot Robbie in a Gucci gown that accented her Fabulous figure. The shoes in the same shade as the green trip accented to perfection.
Amy Poehler in black Stella McCartney, looked the most Fabulous she has ever looked. Never too thin and/or too rich.
Zooey Deschanel in a Fabulous ivory Oscar de la Renta. Looking a little matronly and the ivory a little to close to the tone of her skin creating an old washed out look in a beautiful gown for another.
Matthew McConaughey, in a Fabulous tux by Dolce & Gabbana looked too orange from too many spray tans. A nice looking man with too many visit to the spa. He looked like a dream sickle, dreamy but orange.
Olivia Wilde in a Fabulous green sparkling Gucci gown look like a snake that swallowed the gerbil. Pregnant and wearing a tight fighting gown showed off her baby bump and the fact that she is not eating much.
Cate Blanchett in a black high-neck Armani that flips to a Fabulous and surprisingly sexy back. The hair was beautiful but spray to helmet hair hard, would have looked better if it moved.