Month: September 2013

2013 Emmy Awards

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Heidi Klum appeared to have a sore throat. The sequined  Pomegranat Atelier Versace would have looked better without the less than Fabulous turtle neck and so would she.

Kerry Washington is taking craft classes again, appliqués everywhere. The Ivory Marchesa was close to Fabulous but to much going on with the flower appliqués that would have looked better in the garden than on the dress.

Zosia Momet is not a beauty and her dress looked worse. A tacky Giovanna Randal tie dyed cut out showing a black leather bra of all things. Really, why??? This did not even come close to Fabulous.

Connie Britton appears to be the mane event with her hair as her primary accent other than the Stuart Weitzman clutch. Her velvet Naeem Kham would have been Fabulous in a colder climate although she was hot.

Jessica Pare looked pointy in he Oscar de la Renta gown.  My question is why??? Not Fabulous.

Aubrey Plaza appeared to be doing the craft classes as well, but why the appliqués around the turtleneck and why a turtleneck for the red carpet??? Not Fabulous.

Amanda Peet wore the theme of the evening, a turtleneck. It was not long, it was not short and it was not Fabulous.

Rose Byrne cut her pale pink Calvin Klein in half to show off her Fabulous stomach.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson wore his best on his arm, his husband Justin Mikita. The couple married this past July, Fabulous. Belated Congrats to both!

Julianne Hough in a Jenny Packham see through dress looked like she forgot her slip. Not a Fabulous look.

Claire Danes needs one of the turtlenecks of the night. Her sheer low cut did not compliment her eating disorder. Skinny is Fabulous but hungry is not.

Kaley Cucco was Fabulous in a strapless Vera Wang gown in burgundy. She made a Big Bang in this dress.

Sofia Vergara was one of the most Fabulous of the night. She knows what to wear for her body. The Vera Wang gown was Fabulously accented in millions of $$$ of jewelry.

Paula Abdul could not have looked less Fabulous even if she tried. The look she was going for was the Emmy statuette, I guess???

Julia Louis Dreyfus looked Fabulous in Monique Llhuillier. A sequin gown done Fabulous.

Zooey Deschanel looked like she borrowed a gown from days gown by and not Fabulous.

Anna Faris looked like yellow bird and not Fabulous.

And as always, I’ll be watching . . .