Golden Globes 2013
At last, a womanly shape, not a hungry look! Jennifer Lopez shows just the right amount of cleavage in a Fabulous Zuhair Murad dress.
I’m not a fan of the Louis Vuitton dot faux mini-skirt, but Rachel Weisz’s lipstick and side parting were Fabulous.
Nicole Kidman looked heavier in a black Alexander McQueen column with a sheer panel revealing her Fabulous waist.
Sienna Miller wore a floral embellished two-piece by Erdem: it was too Sixties and not even close to Fabulous.
Helen Mirren looked Fabulous in Badgley Mischka jersey and the gold embroidery accentuated her curves.
Eva Longoria exposed a bony knee – and almost revealed more – in a Fabulous Emilio Pucci black lace gown that was slashed to her naval.
Halle Berry’s floral, asymmetric, Atelier Versace, slashed to the thigh and at the midriff with a tight bodice, was less a dress, more a Fabulous sarong.
Heidi Klum is a repeat offender when it comes to flashing too much flesh. She chose a Fabulous white Alexandre Vauthier, that was entirely to tight.
Naomi Watts chose a Fabulous deep red Zac Posen with a nude back so you can count her vertebrae.
Taylor Swift looked too old in a too-dark Fabulous Donna Karen gown.
Anne Hathaway in a Fabulous strapless Chanel Haute Couture two-piece was as pale as oatmeal.
The Michael Kors gown was a Fabulous color that Emily Blunt wore but the bare waist was not needed.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley revealed side boob cleavage and leg in a Fabulous black gown by Saint Laurent revealing more than we needed to know.
Miranda Kerr’s red, Grecian-inspired Zuhair Murad gown was not a dress but a Fabulous napkin.
And as always, I’ll be watching . . .